Staring up at the two police officers after being stopped for speeding, I knew I was in trouble, and I was. My driver’s licence was suspended for three months! To top off the year that was thanks to Covid, how on Earth would I get to work 18 kilometres each way without a car! From this point follows the hilarious journey of a middle-aged non-cyclist E-biking his way through stampeding cattle, deadly snakes, and a multitude of hair-raising adventures on his not so trusty E-bike.